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ringing, ringing, faintly in my ear i hear it laying in my bed what could it be... leftovers... of some dream in my head i think i was chased by a fork... yeah, a fork and a spoon... following a cat carried by a cow jumping over the moon... and then... what happened next? did the cow drop th-!#RING#! I shoot up in my bed like a stone from a sling. Jump out of my bed, onto the floor Slip on the rug while I head for the door. Stub my poor toe, give a harsh moan. Fall down the stairs as I race for the phone. !#RING#! Down them I roll head over foot, foot over head. If I wasn't so focused, I think I'd be dead. Bruised, and bleeding. Tired and sore. Groaning and moaning, down on the floor. !#RING#! Pick myself up and head for the hall Finding the monster, right there on the wall. No one thatimportant, did I even know. But I take the phone off the hook and give a hello.... HIIIII. Mr. Tar-ter-terhack? I would just like to inform you of a brand new product vital to your- SLAM! |
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